At the Crossing

"On which side of the platform is my train?" asked a stranger in a Jersey City depot the other day.
"Well, my friend," replied a gentleman, passing,
"if you take the left you'll be right; if you take the right you'll be left."
  ~~ Weekly Mountaineer, The Dales, Oregon, January 6, 1877

The train no longer stops in the "Ville".
Unless you have an appointment on the other side of the track...
~Nancy ~ 326/365